Myq Kaplan is a comedian named Myq Kaplan. He is proud to have snagged all the relevant and appropriately named Myq Kaplan-associated techno-social accoutrements (website, Facebook, Twitter, even Myspace still, and probably Friendster because he still gets updates from them about the birthdays of spambots) and invites you to become friends/fans/followers/fun-havers or any other f-words on those sites. If you are not enticed enough yet by the above words alone, what about after this informative bragging: Myq has appeared on Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham," won the inaugural 2009 New York Comedy Contest and the 2009 Caroline's March Comedy Madness competition, and was judged Best Local Comedian in the Boston Phoenix last year. Thanks for reading so much, you win the prize of being almost done reading. If that makes you sad, check out www.myqkaplan.com or any other aforementioned internet locations for more. Or if you're not sad. (Sadness is not a prerequisite for visiting Myq Kaplan online.)